I only boys would take showers...

If only some of the boys in the world would actually bother to take a shower, maybe they'd even get dates.

If only boys would bother with showers maybe their odour wouldn't scare off unsuspectiong girls.

If only boys didn't scare off unsuspecting girls maybe they'd actually have a wife and kids, without body odour no less!

If only boys remembered bathtime maybe, when they went to put their armas around a girls shoulders she wouldn't faint from the stench.

If only boys actually thought to have a shower the people who sat next to them in class might even give them chocolate as a reward.

If only boys remembered to take showers then maybe global warming wouldn't have happened, after all, it was caused by gasses in the earths atmosphere.

If only...