I only boys would take showers...

If only some of the boys in the world would actually bother to take a shower, maybe they'd even get dates.

If only boys would bother with showers maybe their odour wouldn't scare off unsuspectiong girls.

If only boys didn't scare off unsuspecting girls maybe they'd actually have a wife and kids, without body odour no less!

If only boys remembered bathtime maybe, when they went to put their armas around a girls shoulders she wouldn't faint from the stench.

If only boys actually thought to have a shower the people who sat next to them in class might even give them chocolate as a reward.

If only boys remembered to take showers then maybe global warming wouldn't have happened, after all, it was caused by gasses in the earths atmosphere.

If only...

If only families still ate dinner together...

If only people still sat down together to eat dinner as a family, imagine the things you would hear.

If only families still ate dinner together maybe there would be less fights within the family.

If only couples still sat down together, turned off the television, and ate dinner together maybe the rate of divorce would go down. 

If only families ate dinner together maybe there would be less anorexic girls in the world, after all, it''s hard not to eat when your family is watching you.

If only families would sit down together for dinner, maybe depression would be picked up earlier.

If only families still ate dinner together maybe they might actually know what was going on in each others lives.

If only...

If only people actually thought before getting a dog...

If only people actually thought before getting a dog instead of just going out and buying one, maybe there wouldn't be as many dogs in the pound.

If only people realised that taking care of a dog is actual work and were prepared for that then maybe there wouldn't be a rush of dogs being shipped off to the pound a week or two after Easter. 

If only people considered that dogs need a yard to run around in, walkies nightly and a trip to the vet yearly maybe there wouldn't be so many people who just abandoned dogs on the streets.

If only people remembered that not all dogs are as friendly a you'd think maybe people wouldn't be savaged by dogs as often.

If only people weren't naive enough that they ended up being savaged by dogs, maybe not as many dogs would have to be put down. 

If only people concidered the responsibilities that come with owning a dog maybe they'd end up happier with their pets.

If only...

If only one person climbs a previously unclimbed mountain...

If only one person climbs a previously unclimed mountin, others are guarenteed to follow. But often, no one wants to be that first person. 

If only J. K. Rowling hadn't believed in her work she would have never sent it to a publisher and no one ever would have experienced the phenomenon that was, and still is, Harry Potter. 

If only Thomas Edison had never thought to invent a lightbulb people would still be walking around with candles. 

If only the Brothers Grimm had never published their fairytales we would never have heard of Cinderella or Snow White or even Hansel and Gretel. 

If only Walt Disney had never been born we would never have seen our favourite stories dance across movie screens. 

If only Louis Braille had never come up with the braille systym blind people would have found it nearly impossibe survive in the modern world. 

If only you were to try maybe you could change the world too.

If only...

If only schools didn't focus so much on sport...

If only schools would stop focusing so much on sport and focus more on academics maybe we wouldn't have such a high illiteracy rate in the world.

If they didn't focus so much on sport maybe the stock market would never have crashed so badly.

If our world wasn't filled with so many idiots maybe they wouldn't have all borrowed so much money and maybe America wouldn't be in recession. 

If schools didn't focus on sport as much maybe there'd be more doctors and scientists in the world and maybe if there were more doctors and scientists in the world maybe not as many kids would be dying in third world countries. 

If only schools didn't focus so much on sport maybe then not as many people would be as competitive and maybe the world wouldn't always be at war with itself. 

If only...